Saturday, July 15, 2006

Evolution must be true.


Anybody who does not believe in the theory of evolution must not be very smart. All you got to do is look around you and see how obvious it is. For instance, look around your local department store at the mannequins. All through my life, the female mannequins looked appropriate, but now they have nipples to boot. Where did they come from? Surely they are far superior to their nippless ancestors. I never noticed them when I was a young kid or teen. Trust me, if they were there, I would have noticed. The only explanation for this is that the forces of evolution are at work. We are now observing a higher race of mannequin taking over the local department stores. This race of mannequin is becoming much more apparent in the world. Survival of the fittest.

They probably even get paid more since they have nipples. It won't be much longer and we will see mannequins protesting on the news for equal rights. Those with and those without should be paid the same.

Seriously, what is the value of having mannequins with nipples over those that don't? Ladies, does it make it easier for you to shop if the clothes are displayed on the mannequin with the nipples tenting up the fabric? Do you go into the store and think to yourself..."Well.... now I know what it will look like in colder weather. Thank God for the new manequinn. I think I will buy that dress." Do you appreciate the new mannequin or is your shopping intellegence insuted? Lets get real, what lady in their right mind would go out in public looking like that? If you have seen these mannequinns, you know what I mean. If a lady went out like that, everyone would be insulted for her lack of undergarment or praising her for liberating women from the bondage of the bra.

So for a more moderate and realistic approach, I would advocate that stores put bras on the mannequin before clothing it. It would alleviate the concerns of many husbands ahead of time. No longer would they get asked...."Can you see my bra through that?" That would be a good use for these mannequins with nipples since there predecessor did not need a bra to conceal them and it would be a better resemblence of the modern shopper. Isn't that what mannequins are meant to do.

But men, be on alert. I doubt your wife or girlfriend would find it acceptable to be staring at these nipples. How will you answer her when she asks you what you are staring at? Is it better to say mannequin than the flesh and blood alternative? I think either way you will be in trouble. Be on guard and don't say I didn't warn you.