Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Pet Peeve.

This post is dedicated to my friend who will be named Maury to protect the innocent.

A pet should be a thing most pleasurable,
like a cat who shows his love most measurable.
Or a dog with a warm tongue to kiss you hello
and to whine for you when you must go.
A pet is the something you can touch
who can bring warm feelings and such,
but a Pet Peeve is an entirely different story,
when you invite it in it will bite you sorely.
Instead of love, it will bring you aggravation and pain.
Its presence will drive you insane.
Instead of being your toy,
it will rob you of all your joy.
As crazy as it may sound,
because we know your love for it abounds,
it is time to take your pets to the pound.

I was curious about what a pet peeve would look like and this is what I found....



Someone actually named their dog Peeve.